I saw this cute girl at a coffee shop sitting all alone and I came up to her and asked her what she was drinking she told me “That’s none of your business” bitch I was trying to be fucking romantic and find love at a coffee shop
Fuck you and your fucking coffee
32 minutes ago // 2,370 notes
i hate small talk
tell me about how lonely you are or tell me about why you keep waking up in the morning or talk to me about your mum’s eyes and your dad’s laugh. I don’t care about the weather and you don’t care about how my job’s going.
I’m so fucking in love with this.
6 hours ago // 172,206 notes
if you don’t have a crush on me you should probably reevaluate your priorities because i’m perfect
(Source: ifeeltheglow, via noorzo)
8 hours ago // 35,160 notes
All in Somali!?
I was thinking of making a Youtube page where I just Vlog about myself, health, fitness, music, social stuff and have it ALL in Somali. I don’t speak Somali enough in my life and this would give me some social motivation AND other Somalis my age all around the world can listen/watch and interact with each other all in Somali.
*Doesn’t write post in Somali…* kidding
Waxaan ka firkiraaye inhaa sameeyo a Youtube Channel o aan ku dhuubo aniga oo ka hadlaayo caafimaadka, jimicsi, iyo banaanbax(?? lol). Dhamaan aan kusameynaayo af soomaali. Ma ku hadli luuqada af Soomaaliga inti aan rabi laha, laakiin sidhaan hadii aan ku dadhaalo, waxaan ogahey inhaan meel kagaari karo. :)
8 hours ago // 1 note
*comes home and takes off shoes*
”Can you take out the trash?” (house is filled with able africans)
*comes back inside and takes off shoes and coat*
”Can you take this car out of the garage and replace it with the One outside and then turn that one on to be heated?”
*puts everything back on and moves cars*….
*comes back inside the house, takes off everything and looks through the fridge*
*my sister is late (as ever always) on getting food ready for mom and she’s all like:
"Mom is late omg! Hurry! She is leaving without her food. Take it to her she is about to leave!"
*Wears only shoes and runs after mom in the snow with prepared food in hand*
(She stops at the end of the block and I’m thinking “oh yay!” but it was just for the stop sign and she drives off when I am at the end of the block)
11 hours ago // 1 note
Oops its not a movie. Its runescape. Loool I rmr playing that in fifth grade man. Ahhhh childhood memories.
I PLAYED RUNESCAPE FOR 4 YEARS! FOUR YEARS! LOL Great game if you started back in the days :)
12 hours ago // 4 notes